Boris the Spider

I am Java full stack developer working in London. Specialising in custom and highly secure web platforms from the ground up.

I am familiar with all the usual suspects; , , , etc.

I am currently working on a massively scalable distributed data processing system using and .

I am an expert in and microservices, and very familiar with various inter process communication techniques such as and .

I am currently learning and getting familiar with .

I am most active in the community, I also dabble in (because regex is awesome).

A rule to live by:

  • Every non-trivial program contains at least one bug.
  • Every non-trivial program can be simplified by at least one line of code.

Conclusion: every non trivial program can be simplified to one line of code. With a bug.