To the fellow intros out there - no one can make you be social.

I am the somewhat legal child of the People I Don’t Like (UPSAHL) + Final Girl (Graveyard Guy) + Nice to Meet Me (Au/Ra) songs. Take that as you will.

A is for arson. B is for beware arson. C is for committing arson. D is for death by arson. Etc. I’m sure you’re smart enough to figure out the rest. Just make sure there’s arson.