I agree with Nabokov - "reality" should always be in quotation marks. I love wood - trees, logs, planks, carving abstract sculpture. I play about 12 musical instruments, 3 of them pretty well. I grew up in New Jersey (heard all the Exit jokes), went to school near Cleveland (heard all the armpit jokes), and now live in West ByGod Virginia (where the upper crust have BOTH a washer AND drying on their front porch). So you can't hurt me. Love to code, very grateful for the legions smarter than I am, who are kind enough to teach. If anyone actually reads this, say "swordfish" to me, and I'll give you a dollar. Promise.