If I don't drink enough coffee my brain doesn't function.
If I drink too much coffee, I end up over-percolating my brain.
Is there an app that will recommend how much coffee you should consume to keep your consumption at the optimal rate, so that your brain functions but doesn't over-function?
Ideally, the app would go so far as to slide back your coffee consumption so that your body doesn't get used to an amount so that it requires more.